As many of you know, I wear glasses. I wear these glasses because I'm quite blind without them. When I get up in the mornings and prepare for a shower, I remove my glasses. So for about 20 minutes every morning, I'm very much visually impaired.
A couple days ago, I went to take a shower and when I pulled back the curtain I saw this beneath me:
I attempted to keep myself as composed as possible while I quickly pulled my dangling bare foot back out of our combo tub/shower. I fumbled back to the bathroom sink to grab my glasses and returned again to the shower to see what horrible abomination I had nearly stepped on.
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Yes, my friends. It was the deadly sharktopus. Somehow it had found its way into our home and was quietly laying in wait for its next victim.
Not this time, Mr. Sharktopus!
A couple days ago, I went to take a shower and when I pulled back the curtain I saw this beneath me:
I attempted to keep myself as composed as possible while I quickly pulled my dangling bare foot back out of our combo tub/shower. I fumbled back to the bathroom sink to grab my glasses and returned again to the shower to see what horrible abomination I had nearly stepped on..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Yes, my friends. It was the deadly sharktopus. Somehow it had found its way into our home and was quietly laying in wait for its next victim.Not this time, Mr. Sharktopus!
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