What my kids think of me

The following questions were answered by Spencer (age 7) and Colin (age 8 1/2). Very revealing!

1. What is something mom always says to you?
Spencer: "Hurry up!"
Colin: "Do you need to use the restroom?"

2. What makes mom happy?
Spencer: When I do my chores.
Colin: Me!

3. What makes mom sad?
Spencer: When I don’t do my chores.
Colin: Me.

4. What does your mom do to make you laugh?
Spencer: Tickle me!
Colin: Tickle my toesies

5. What was your mom like as a child?
Spencer: Naughty.
Colin: Nice.

6. How old is your mom?
Spencer: 35
Colin: 35

7. How tall is your mom?
Spencer: Where’s a ruler?
Colin: Hmmmm . . . 5 feet?

8. What is her favorite thing to watch on TV?
Spencer: Home videos
Colin: Alias

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
Spencer: Clean up the house
Colin: Party!

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Spencer: I don’t know
Colin: Scrapbooking.

11. What is your mom really good at?
Spencer: Scrapbooking
Colin: Creaming me at games

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Spencer: Lifting something that weighs more than her
Colin: Cooking.

13. What does your mom do for her job?
Spencer: Take care of me and Colin.
Colin: Clean the house ‘til it sparkles. (Ha!)

14. What is your mom's favorite food?
Spencer: Chicken and rice
Colin: Crepes.

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
Spencer: When she cleans up my room all by herself
Colin: Everything!

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Spencer: Sandy Cheeks (Spongebob)
Colin: Wanda (the mom on Baby Blues)

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Spencer: School
Colin: Play games.

18. How are you and your mom the same?
Spencer: Our eyes are the same color
Colin: We like Daddy and Spencer.

19. How are you and your mom different?
Spencer: I’m a boy, she’s a girl
Colin: I’m a goofy goober.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
Spencer: Because I’m her kid!
Colin: She gave birth to me and didn’t put me in an orphanage or sell me.

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
Spencer: Because he makes her laugh
Colin: He’s cool.

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
Spencer: Cabela’s (what?!? We went there for the first time Friday!)
Colin: Hobby Lobby